taylor swift is always pulling the max and ruby face like
wait a minute this isn’t my homework
this is tumblr
how did this happen
"Never did like that much," is a baller and superb way to express your irritation with the way the patriarchy refuses to acknowledge how badass you are.
Before World War I, she shot a cigarette out of the mouth of the Kaiser of Germany at his request.
After the war started she sent him a letter asking for another chance, as she was afraid her aim might’ve been a little off.
Annie Fucking Oakley everyone
#I’M TRYING TO LAUGH HYSTERICALLY QUIETLY THERE ARE TEARS STREAMING DOWN MY FACE
WHAT A FUCKING PATHETIC PIECE OF TRASH I AM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW
i'm sorry we're all out of mozzarella sticks
sir please stop cyring
what’s really amazing to me is that people are so afraid of body hair on women that even in a shaving commercial they won’t show a hairy leg. they demonstrate the razor by shaving a hairless leg. they show their product being completely useless instead of showing leg hair. it’s just wild
@Luke5SOS: Just got a pats cheesesteak and ate it at geno’s.
I got yelled at
it means no memories, for the rest of the night (via markrentoned)
Animals that are patiently awesome.