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your forever is all that I need

sunharry:

sunharry:

taylor swift is always pulling the max and ruby face like

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eccentric-disney:

wait a minute this isn’t my homework

this is tumblr

how did this happen







cerulean-warbler:

johnskylar:

lisa-maxwell:

kyrafic:

"Never did like that much," is a baller and superb way to express your irritation with the way the patriarchy refuses to acknowledge how badass you are.

Word.

Before World War I, she shot a cigarette out of the mouth of the Kaiser of Germany at his request.

After the war started she sent him a letter asking for another chance, as she was afraid her aim might’ve been a little off.

Annie Fucking Oakley everyone

derickbrass:

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no.




crocodilepatronus:

WHAT A FUCKING PATHETIC PIECE OF TRASH I AM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW


  • waitress: i'm sorry we're all out of mozzarella sticks
  • waitress: sir please stop cyring

kittygoesnomnom:

what’s really amazing to me is that people are so afraid of body hair on women that even in a shaving commercial they won’t show a hairy leg. they demonstrate the razor by shaving a hairless leg. they show their product being completely useless instead of showing leg hair. it’s just wild




@Luke5SOS: Just got a pats cheesesteak and ate it at geno’s.
                          I got yelled at


"HAKUNA MA’VODKA"

it means no memories, for the rest of the night (via markrentoned)



poyzn:

Animals that are patiently awesome.




Liana ||Virginia Beach||

"I am score."